Not only was your shit some of the finest shit ever sent in the mail, but your placement of the "wanna find out who sent this" card within the shit forces the shited on to actually sift through the shit only to find out that you'll never tell them who sent them the shit. I just finally heard back from the shited on friend and I almost shited myself when I heard he dug through the shit to find out who sent him the shit.
Stan - Chicago, IL
I was passed over for a promotion at work about a month ago for a young single girl with 1/2 my experience by a boss 1/2 my age. He's the know it all type and she's a big flirt. This has been bothering me ever since it happened. Once I found your site I wasted no time in ordering the biggest pile I shit I could get. It was so satisfying to see him open that overnight envelope in view of about 6 other employees and that big bag of cow shit hit his desk. Everyone that saw it got a big giggle at his expense while his face turned red. Thanks shitsenders your right revenge is sweet. J.W.P. - Phoenix, AZ
We have a neighbor that lives across the street who walks his dog and lets it crap all over everybody else's yard even those who don't have a dog like me. I decided to give him a dose of his own medicine and sent him the big bag of elephant crap. About 5 days after I ordered it my wife saw the bright yellow truck stop at their house with a delivery in the early afternoon. When I was home cutting the grass later that day I saw him come home from work, about 5 minutes later I saw him come back out of the house with a disgusted look on his face and a big bag of crap in his hand headed for the garbage cans. Mission accomplished. The best part is it sat in their house all afternoon while his wife was probably wondering what it could be. Great! Great! Great! Jim - Detroit, MI
I have received two packages of shit in the last 2 weeks. I know it's somebody in the office. So who ever is doing it the joke's over quit sending me shit. Jeff Downing Lake Grove NY
Great gag gift. I used it for a friends 21st birthday. It was the talk of the party. Rock on! Billy M Seattle WA
Although I am not usually a vengeful person I've been shit on for the last time when I was just ripped off by another auto mechanic shop that charged me $490.00 for brakes and a tune up I probably didn't even need. I sent them the biggest package of shit you had and I don't care which one of them opens it they all deserve it as far as I'm concerned. Melissa M. - Miami, FL
I sent my ex-boyfriend a pile of cow dung about 3 weeks ago and last week one of this friends came up to me in a club and told me about it and asked if it was me who sent it. I said that's sick and no it wasn't me. I asked if he was mad and his friend said he's really pissed off and it's driving him nuts trying to find out who sent it, he's going around accusing everyone. He's pissed off and going nuts accusing friends, you could say that's like a two for one sale. FANTASTIC! Amber San Diego CA
I've sent out 2 shit packages now and they both hit the intended target. What a great idea. John St Paul MN
Like one of the other comments I saw I was also passed over for a promotion by an unfair boss, he also opened his shit in front of several employees and rumor spread quickly thru the company. He's not thought of so highly by this boss now. That taught him a well deserved lesson. Thanks Ann from OH
I was recently sold a product by a salesman with a much better sales pitch than product, to say he exaggerated would be kind, and then he had the nerve to ask me to refer my friends I guess so he could rip them off too. Instead I sent the biggest bag of elephant shit you had to his office. I only hope his boss was there when he opened it. How's that for some referrals. Stanley King Wheeling WVA
I've been known to be a little demented but you people are down right sick. I have already sent out the cow dung the gorilla shit and the elephant shit all with great success. I don't know which one I like better. Keep up the great work fellow sickos. Mr. Demented Cleveland OH
I have two idiot neighbors across the street they're both such idiots that they don't even like each other. I couldn't decide which one to send a shit package to so I sent them both one. I hope they think that they sent them to each other. Let them fight it out. Love your service. Jeff from New York
This is a gift that every asshole neighbor should get. Your neighbor Trenton NJ
My ex boy friend shit on me by cheating on me, so I thought I would shit on him. I sent a package to his mothers house to his attention where he goes to eat every Sunday. I hope when she gives it to him he opens it in front of her so she can see it to. Maybe her little perfect son isn't perfect after all. I have a few other girlfriends that will love this site too. Thanks Susan Charlotte, NC
Greatest gag gift ever. I sent one to my jackass brother in law and the whole family found out about it and they are all teasing him. He doesn't know who it came from. He's so pissed off its great. It makes for charming Sunday dinner conversation. Anonymous - Harrisburg, PA
Where have you been?!? I just found your site about a month ago and have already sent out 3 "poop packages" and the shit is just starting to fly. J.P. Chicago IL
I sent a pile of shit to my neighbor that lets her dog shit in everybody's yard. She must have gotten the message because now she carries a plastic bag around with her and actually cleans up after the dog. She never did that before. Thanks for a job well done. Mary - San Francisco, CA
I spend a lot of money entertaining customers only to get shit on with "well let me think about it and I'll get back to you" never to hear from them again or they are always in a meeting or out of the office when I follow up with a call. This is the perfect inexpensive little follow up gift for these assholes. I'm sure they have screwed over many people by leading them on so they would never know who it came from. I have sent several of these packages right to their place of business and only hope their secretary is the one who opens it up so she can tell everybody else in the company by the water cooler. Every Salesman in Philadelphia PA
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